“oh,” says carrot, clutching the magical crystal heart charged with love energy from his perfect girlfriend, “that sounds horrible. i’m so sorry”

Cucumber Quest: The Ripple Kingdom (book 2) releases in just 11 days! Thanks for your support.

but my mustache is worth its weight in gold

Book 2, Cucumber Quest: The Ripple Kingdom, is in stores now!

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“I sure hope the next Disaster Master acts nice and wants to talk to me” – Cucumber, probably, at some point

Cucumber Quest launched 7 years ago today. Thanks so much for your support!