Cabbage is just listening to the “Get Most Paid” audio book. It’s pretty good.

“But which one’s the half?” is a dangerous question.

Spoilers: she’ll be fine.

well i don’t know if you were there, but my only weapon fell apart and one of them was swinging a sword at me and

She’s a slightly-younger-than-you kid. That’s practically an adult!

Oops.