Yeah, that works.

Dude…

DUDE

a pathetic, embarrassing, creepy, insecure weirdo who can’t get a single person to like him for being himself pay attention

~*Beautiful Boy*~

you didn’t call him “pipesqueak,” did you

Yes, Original Recipe Count Legato could have made a magical pair of glasses, but he didn’t want to look like some kind of nerd.

Yeah, you.

So, like, Merry Christmas!

but if you write another bad play, I will find you