Almond has beaten Pumice Quest’s boss rush mode on the hardest difficulty seven times. Sir Carrot has folded a thousand dinner napkins into ducks. Together, they are unstoppable

Optimism Log 101 – When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your eyes

Cucumber Testimonials: “Not like HE’s much of a hero, anyway” – Almond “I’ve never really been the heroic type” – Cucumber “Cucumber? Who’s that?” – Cabbage

You know, he’s probably not going to play along if you turn this into a limbo competition.

You forgot the “eventually.”

Thanks for reading Cucumber Quest, guys! I really enjoyed sharing this story with you.

Thanks for reading!!!!! oh wait we’re still going

Before we get carried away thinking the Nightmare Knight is an okay guy, why don’t we consider the possibility that he just really hates doors

Dude, if you think anything is going to come between the Oracle and her Real Housewives of Caketown marathon today,

can i take that as a “yes”