Let’s get all our enjoyment out of the way now.

Hm! (The Book Two Kickstarter is politely knocking at your door, by the way. Eight days left!)

Probably not actually a fan. (Seven days left on the Kickstarter!)

As her father once said, “Culture’s for dorks!” …but the Kickstarter is not! There are just 4 days left!

Uh. (Maybe she’s busy pledging to the Book Two Kickstarter. Just three days left!)

Oh, not like that.

You’re not my boy.

She’s not your girl! (At the time of writing, there are just two hours left on the Book Two Kickstarter! You know, for any last-minute pledges. Again, a huge thank you to everyone who helped us surpass our funding goal by over $60,000! You guys are the best.)

He’ll think that means “go for it!”

That would be terrible.