Or before Peridot pretends she dropped something just so she can come back and yell and blush some more

it still looks okay if you squint

If you say so!

Just one kidnapping is never enough.

We’ve got some bad news and some bad news

That’s where all that blind optimism comes from.

You’re just jealous because she’s got a nice dad

wait no that’s just lint

what are you talking about, of course i’m not crying  

can i become your son, while we’re at it