There are worse ones you could have made.

He would wish for his father to be less of a jerkface, but the number of shooting stars required would at least need to cancel out Cabbage’s jerkface stat.

Cool!

Well, okay, but you could probably still sell it as a really flashy walking stick.

But it’s so nice out here.

why do we always have to solve everything with violence

No, the opposite of that!

This never really came up in the princess’ summoning lessons.

At this point, actually turning around to look would have been the cliche-conscious thing to do.

That poor palm tree.