and it’s got an unlimited texting plan

and luckily we have a free appointment at 2:30

The birds in the background of panel 4 are trying to express that they think this girl’s totally legit.

Works for me.

Or maybe just some really gnarly waves. (Hey, today is Cucumber Quest’s one-year anniversary! Thanks so much for your support, whether you’ve been reading since a year ago or you just started.)

Welcome to the resort!

But first, ping-pong.

Probably not a five-star resort.

Assuming you can count.

somebody didn’t go to giant squid monster finishing school