Cuco slaved away on a pie once and he’s pretty sure it tasted good (he never actually got to taste it because his dad ate all of it)

Do tell.

because when you’re a knight in a city made out of cake, you seriously don’t have anything better to do with your time

(record scratch)

yes, but he was also looking at me weird

N-Nothing, I guess.

What were you expecting?

well, that’s threatening

How to Solve Problems, by Almond

Mystery solved!