Let’s not get carried away.

UH

It’s hard to tell with you dark lord types.

Be seated, traveler, and you shall hear the tale of the Nightmare Baby who once let a balloon go and threw a tantrum that wiped out the Crystal Kingdom

We were doing so well…

Miracles tend to happen when you least expect them.

No, actually, I’m good.

QUICK GIVE HIM A PRETZEL HE LOVES PRETZELS

World domination slumber party, no boys, etc.