she never said it was a good plan

The bars aren’t made out of candy like in your homeland.

I thought I’d just be staring at a sleeping squid monster for a couple of hours

ow

Everyone in this world is so cuddly and cute that it’s hard to tell who’s evil sometimes.

Or before Peridot pretends she dropped something just so she can come back and yell and blush some more

it still looks okay if you squint

If you say so!

Just one kidnapping is never enough.

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