why do we always have to solve everything with violence

No, the opposite of that!

This never really came up in the princess’ summoning lessons.

At this point, actually turning around to look would have been the cliche-conscious thing to do.

That poor palm tree.

Oh.

Champion of Wanting to Go Home

The navigator knew you were going the wrong way and was just being polite.

That sure was a thing.

We can rely on him for beating Saturday, at least.