nope

noooooope

You’re not really good at this damsel in distress thing.

don’t you feel like you should be wearing a jacket or something

you can let go now, by the way

There are worse ones you could have made.

He would wish for his father to be less of a jerkface, but the number of shooting stars required would at least need to cancel out Cabbage’s jerkface stat.

Cool!

Well, okay, but you could probably still sell it as a really flashy walking stick.

But it’s so nice out here.