Outsourcing your boss battles to side characters is a strategy that has never worked for anybody.

Um.

Wonder where it went.

This will be extremely safe.

At least you don’t have to worry about a giant squid attack on the way there.

Not a city at all!

you were literally asking for that

Well hi!

She was also the Dream Oracle’s intern once, but we don’t…talk about that.

An important announcement: Starting today, Cucumber Quest will be updating four days a week for the next six months. That’s Sunday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday! Be there!