Or maybe just some really gnarly waves. (Hey, today is Cucumber Quest’s one-year anniversary! Thanks so much for your support, whether you’ve been reading since a year ago or you just started.)

Welcome to the resort!

But first, ping-pong.

Probably not a five-star resort.

Assuming you can count.

somebody didn’t go to giant squid monster finishing school

You know, limbo is considered a really refined sport by some people.

It probably isn’t the crown that’s making it hard to take you seriously.

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but everyone on this planet is a tiny bunnyman

To any queens reading this comic: the opinions expressed by Splashmaster do not necessarily reflect those of the artist