That’s where all that blind optimism comes from.

You’re just jealous because she’s got a nice dad

wait no that’s just lint

what are you talking about, of course i’m not crying  

can i become your son, while we’re at it

okay no i take it back

Of course, if you want the power to remove a comically oversized bathtub drain from any surface, that’s a totally different capsule.

and if that doesn’t work out, you probably have a bright future as a plumber

These people are in charge of a country.

You’ve already said “no” a whole bunch, and look where that’s gotten you.