Cucumber Testimonials: “Not like HE’s much of a hero, anyway” – Almond “I’ve never really been the heroic type” – Cucumber “Cucumber? Who’s that?” – Cabbage

You know, he’s probably not going to play along if you turn this into a limbo competition.

You forgot the “eventually.”

Thanks for reading Cucumber Quest, guys! I really enjoyed sharing this story with you.

Thanks for reading!!!!! oh wait we’re still going

Before we get carried away thinking the Nightmare Knight is an okay guy, why don’t we consider the possibility that he just really hates doors

Dude, if you think anything is going to come between the Oracle and her Real Housewives of Caketown marathon today,

can i take that as a “yes”

Theory #4: The urge to pick on Cucumber is a contagious disease, and the Nightmare Knight has caught it from being together in the same building with Cabbage for so long

Pretty Protector Punisher Pumice, Season 3, Ep. 21: “Crash! Decisive Battle Against Galactiqueen Meteorea” – Storming Meteorea’s galactic space base has been easy…almost too easy! What could she be plotting? And will Pumice make it back home in time to get a head start on her Bouquet Day chocolates?