Yes, Original Recipe Count Legato could have made a magical pair of glasses, but he didn’t want to look like some kind of nerd.

Yeah, you.

So, like, Merry Christmas!

but if you write another bad play, I will find you

That’s a wrap.

Happy New Year! Thank you for reading Cucumber Quest in 2013, and I hope you enjoy what’s coming in 2014!

Ya boy can’t count on technology for anything.

Strategy: run in while banging on pots and pans and yelling “HEY PRINCESS, GUESS WHAT”

Let’s have some fun!

THE POTS AND PANS THING WAS A JOKE, ALMOND