Having a broken wand is your specialty.

Or you could do that!

strangely enough, this spell doesn’t turn your sword into peridot if you’ve got enough Fighting Spirit

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Good Decision Making

Well, that happened.

Oh, hey.

On the bright side, maybe you’ll be more useful the next time we fight somebody.

but to sir tomato, “guard the princess” sounds an awful lot like “try to get the princess to smooch you”

Honestly, I don’t know if that’d make much of a difference in Bacon’s case.