How to Win a Woman’s Heart, by Bacon

Besides, eating a teapot made out of candy is pretty much like adding sugar to your tea, right?

Preferably really soon.

Knights!  

Welcome.

said the girl named after a nut

also “thief butler” is a pretty rad job description

Because I know of at least ten good spots in the Doughnut Kingdom, let me tell you

Welcome to Dreamside!

Now you’re speaking her language*! (*”treasure,” “monsters,” “adventure”)