also “thief butler” is a pretty rad job description

said the girl named after a nut

Welcome.

Knights!

Preferably really soon.

Besides, eating a teapot made out of candy is pretty much like adding sugar to your tea, right?

How to Win a Woman’s Heart, by Bacon

And when you’re frowning, all those stupid little dessert beanbag things next to your fireplace frown with you.

busy moping, yeah

Who knows.