You know, no big deal.

An important announcement: Starting today, Cucumber Quest will be updating four days a week for the next six months. That’s Sunday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday! Be there!

She was also the Dream Oracle’s intern once, but we don’t…talk about that.

Well hi!

you were literally asking for that

Not a city at all!

At least you don’t have to worry about a giant squid attack on the way there.

This will be extremely safe.

Wonder where it went.

Um.