Cucumber Quest launched 7 years ago today. Thanks so much for your support!

“I sure hope the next Disaster Master acts nice and wants to talk to me” – Cucumber, probably, at some point

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Book 2, Cucumber Quest: The Ripple Kingdom, is in stores now!

but my mustache is worth its weight in gold

Cucumber Quest: The Ripple Kingdom (book 2) releases in just 11 days! Thanks for your support.

“oh,” says carrot, clutching the magical crystal heart charged with love energy from his perfect girlfriend, “that sounds horrible. i’m so sorry”