Theory #4: The urge to pick on Cucumber is a contagious disease, and the Nightmare Knight has caught it from being together in the same building with Cabbage for so long

can i take that as a “yes”

Dude, if you think anything is going to come between the Oracle and her Real Housewives of Caketown marathon today,

Before we get carried away thinking the Nightmare Knight is an okay guy, why don’t we consider the possibility that he just really hates doors

Thanks for reading!!!!! oh wait we’re still going

Thanks for reading Cucumber Quest, guys! I really enjoyed sharing this story with you.

You forgot the “eventually.”

You know, he’s probably not going to play along if you turn this into a limbo competition.

Cucumber Testimonials:

1. “Not like HE’s much of a hero, anyway” – Almond
2. “I’ve never really been the heroic type” – Cucumber
3. “Cucumber? Who’s that?” – Cabbage

Optimism Log 101 – When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your eyes