You’re not very good at a lot of things.

It’s not like fooling Tomato is the ultimate test of anybody’s ingenuity, dude

whoops

A “parfait” is a dessert, but it is also the French word for “perfect”. A “sucker” is a candy, but it is also what Princess Parfait is thinking in the last panel.

Like, escargot and junk???

that cloying cologne is finally working

Sir Tomato… *pitches voice up* …Sir Tomato… *pitches voice down* …and Sir Tomato! And together, we’re a boring still life!

killin’ it